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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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wolfoftheend

To be honest I was gonna do this yesterday but I was too sick to remember to, so I declare today as tumblr user scream day, where every tumblr user can scream on this post only on this very day. I shall start.

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Ahem, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wizardpotions
wizardpotions

earl grey really put his whole pussy into his tea blend i dont know what the fuck a bergamot is but this shit tastes like men's deodorant and it fucks!

nullspaceindustries

as a habitual earl grey drinker i think "tastes like men's deodorant" will stay with me for the rest of my life i hate that you're kinda right

catssleeponme

It tastes like the smell of a boy I wish I'd kissed in college, except I wasn't ready to kiss boys yet, & I've never learned how to ask boys whether they'd like to be kissed,& none of the boys who've kissed me ever asked whether I would like it. I like kissing boys, but thank gods for the girl I love to kiss, & thank her for knowing how to ask

wizardpotions

Why did you tag my earl grey tea post as sexual assault

catssleeponme

I tagged myself as a sexual assault survivor, because I am one. There's nothing about your post that's assaultive, but it reminds me personally of things that are/were. I'm sorry if you thought it was directed at you or what you'd said

wizardpotions

I don't think it's directed at me I do think it's weird oversharing on a shitpost that makes everyone uncomfortable

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lizzibennet

can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

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conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

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holy shit

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rockpapertheodore

Please imagine some warrior culture (e.g. Klingons) getting super into video game esports in a relatively war-less setting and just getting insane about it

rockpapertheodore

Like everyone at first thinks "haha, they probably don't understand video games because they're a bunch of bloodthirsty brutes" and it's a fuckin Space Orc Sweep at the Space Esports Tournament. Orc Devin, a scrawny nerd of an orc, gets absolutely HOISTED by his yoked-to-the-nines parents who are just so proud that their weakest son is their most victorious warrior. His fighting is done with more finesse, battling with his hands, mind, and eyes instead of RIPPLING BICEPS and POWERFUL GUTS and BARREL-CRUSHING THIGHS, but he battles nonetheless. His space hometown honors him with his own sword and a plaque. They rent out a space billboard bragging about how Orc Devin kicked everyone's asses and was the Most Badass Motherfucker in this cool new digital warfare they are now starting to get probably too-into as a culture.

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anarcho-skamunist

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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She makes a mean whisker sour

peachypupp

Does she have anything non alcoholic?

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Just putting all these pics together in one post

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And, because this series wasn't cheesy enough:

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stalker-among-the-stars

Okay, but would y'all hire rats? Or do they not get along with mice?

omnybus

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Jim Rat's specialty is ratwurst

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ao3commentoftheday

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

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The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

prismatic-bell

I saw Goody OP writing darkfic with the devil.

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kundlejenner64

That elderly couple who volunteers at the soup kitchen after church on Sundays and attends every town hall meeting has done more community direct action than 99% of internet leftists 🤷🏽‍♀️

kundlejenner64

#lol this post is stupid spup kitchens were created by the gov after they literally destroyed black radical organizers lives#and since when does going to a town hall meeting and working within the system help anybody in any significant way

100% agree homeless people should just starve and dumpster dive till le epic revolution happens!

and for sure local politics is so stupid it only handles dumb things like your schoolboard, judges, infrastructure, and rent laws! now tweets? Thats where the real work happens! 

what-even-is-thiss

Local activism stopped garbage collection from being privatized in my hometown and local activism is what defunds the police and keeps libraries and community gardens open and gets done most of the things people waiting around for a revolution claim they want.

The weird former hippie suburban wine moms donating bags of quinoa chips and money to the food pantry I go to sometimes have done more for me materially then any defeatist political rant on tumblr ever has.

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thoughtportal

join a union

the power of collection action

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the power of withdrawing your labor collectively

this is such a good interview because he’s basically narrating the reason why the working class is actually the most powerful force in society. by striking and shutting down production, the writers are showing that they are truly the profit producers because when they withdraw their labor profits don’t get made. and by withdrawing their labor they flex their power as the gears grind to a halt.

it can be the same for climate change if the same tactics were applied instead of trying to always approach things from an individualist or consumer activist standpoint. fossil fuel workers withdrawing their labor and inviting other unions and members of public to join and/or support the pickets in solidarity would actually grind the system to a halt. manufacturing workers withdrawing their labor and demanding their workplaces be refitted to manufacture parts for renewable energy could tip the scales.

we’ve had decades of propaganda trying to destroy class identity so that people feel like the only thing they can do is buy reusable straws and perform stunts. we make change by demanding collective, democratic control over production, not hoping we can consume in the right way.